I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
you probably could’ve worded that a bit better
You’re scared to put yourself out there now. You don’t open up to anyone anymore. You don’t let a lot of people in like you used too. You’ve changed. You’re more guarded. Your mindset is different now. You’re not the same person you were before, just because of one person.
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.
The Weasley twins are some hardcore little shits.
16 and eggplant
you mean pregnant?
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I was re-watching Desparate Romantics, starring Aidan Turner of course, and saw a shockingly familiar face. The man who played Captain Hatch/the Devil in season 5 of Being Human played Mr. Stone, a disapproving member of the academy, in Desperate Romantics.
I find this parallel very amusing XD - I just love how BBC seems to have this select cast of people they continuously use in their shows.
white dad in any movie:
but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie:
no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
1) our President is a Prime Minister
2) our Prime Minister is a She
3) She is an Atheist
and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever
the best response^
So I wonder, if you put enough rubber bands around someone’s head…
THIS WEBSITE IS MADE UP OF PSYCHOPATHS AND DRUGGIES I SWEAR
this is what your getting yahoo.
this is what your getting.
Dont sit on top of my dick if ur scared of heights
Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.
Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.